Wake Up to Maria

Ever wish you could wake up to the sound of Maria Sharapova's voice? Well here's your chance. Check out the Nike website. Click on the shoe to enter the site and click on the "get an athlete wake-up call." Choose from the athletes, set your time and - voila! - you'll get to hear the sweet sweet voice of Maria Sharapova first thing AM.

Kopp

CNN What Have You Become???

From CNN:

Silverman, the girlfriend of talk-show host Jimmy Kimmel, recently starred in the feature-length film version of her stage show, "Jesus Is Magic," and appeared in the documentary feature "The Aristocrats." She is filming "School for Scoundrels" with Billy Bob Thornton. She also played Kramer's girlfriend with the "jimmy leg" in an episode of "Seinfeld."

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Are you kidding me? "jimmy leg?" Who do they have writing for CNN these days - Uncle Leo??

Kopp

What the Hell is MYOFUB???

For anyone new to Subgenus, you may be wondering - "what in the hell is MYOFUB? Some sort of cult?"

I'm glad you asked.

MYOFUB is the official Subgenus slogan for the presidency of the United States for 2008. MYOFUB stands for "Mind Your Own Fucking Business," and that's the best policy that we believe is available for running the U.S. government.

Maybe we should take care of problems at home before blowing up other countries... ya think? Maybe the government should clean up their own heaping piles of debt before tightening the noose around American businesses... ya think? Maybe our Presidents should take a look into their own personal lives and pasts before telling others how they should lead their lives behind closed doors... ya think? So when 2008 rolls around, vote Subgenus and get the government to mind its own fucking business.

MYOFUB '08!