Monday, February 27, 2006

The Texas Congressional Race

This just in from the front lines of the Congressional race in Texas.

Subgenus: Sir, what do you make of the ethics issues facing Tom DeLay in this race, and do you think that this is enough to keep him from getting the nod from Republicans?

Average Joe Texas Voter: Ethnics? Ethnics??? Tommy doesn't have no ethnics issues, he's a good ol' Texas boy born and bred. Honestly I don't know what all the hubbub is about. Now that Bar-ack Osama guy, now he's got some dang ethnics issues. What the hell is he anyway?

Subgenus: [dumbfounded] Well there you have it. Texas voters are not concerned in the least. As for the rest of us - time to move to Newfoundland.

Kopp