Sex and the Sweet Art of Making Money on the Internet (aka: The Real Origins of the Internet)

Making money on the internet is easy. Get a camera, find a few slutty female friends willing to take off their clothes for you, or, better yet, allow you to take pictures of them having sex. Then, take the pictures and post them on the internet. To make some serious money you can a) put the pictures up for free and put advertising up on your website or b) charge people a monthly subscription fee to see your buxom friends bare all.

Don't have friends willing to get naked? Well, the next best thing is to somehow attract people to your website and redirect them to a haven of naked glory. This guy has the right idea. How clever to hide porno links in text for computer parts. Attracting nerds and porno lovers all at the same time and just watch the green roll in.

Sex sells. What people generally mean when they say that is that you can sell just about anything when you're able to psychologically link that item with sex or the idea of sex. Want to sell a watch? Make it look very sexually desireable to the opposite sex. Hot dogs? Make eating a hot dog look like a sexy endeavor. Maybe the hot dog idea is all too easy.

So if sex can help you sell just about anything, then what's going to sell better than sex itself? I could just throw a few targeted keywords up here like "hot steamy blowjob" or "big naturals" and see how many poor dupes end up at this site because they were trolling the internet for "free porn" or "free naked celeb pics." Ha, I'm very tickled at myself.

You see, there are a great many ideas about what it is that started the internet (Al Gore for instance), but the real reason is sex and easy access to sexually explicit material. How much traffic on the internet is porn and porn related? It's really hard to guage given a lot of untrackable traffic, but some put the percentage as high as 80%.

Think of what porn entails, high quality (read: large files) images, full-length movies, live video chat sessions and who knows how much more. Now, think about all the technology needed to get those things to work: you need high speed and high bandwidth networks to carry the pictures and videos, appropriate video technology to allow for fast downloads and high resolution, video cameras and VoIP to handle live video chats, etc, etc, etc.

Face it, sex is driving the further development of the internet and internet related technology.

And you know what I say? GO SEX. More power to it. So go out, find those willing and able sexual deviants and put their pictures up on the internet. Make yourself some money and retire at an early age. Just remember to 1) give your "models" some of your fat earnings and 2) remember who gave you this great idea when the money is rolling in.

Subgenus OUT

Kopp